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Clifton Surf n Turf 

Yo man u got any cheetos or beef jerky? Oh wait do you mean the Clifton Surf n Turf?
Clifton Surf n Turf by datboul June 20, 2011

Barnyard Surf n Turf 

The act of having sex with a horse promptly after giving a golden shower.
After the meteor shower, Kate wanted to try Barnyard Surf n Turf.

Cleveland Surf N Turf 

A Sexual interaction which must either be performed in Cleveland or by a person born in Cleveland, during this act the receiver must move their hips around in an O shape, while the giver covers the receivers dangly part with tons of lubricant, and then proceeding to give vicious head to the receiver (still moving hips in an O), then whenever the receiver is stimulated to the point of near ejaculation, the giver starts swirling their tongue around the tip like a twirly brush at a car wash then when he busts you catch or spit it in your hand and throw it towards their face
Person 1 : you hear about how jay and his girlfriend broke up because she gave him a Cleveland Surf N Turf?
Person 2 : what the fuck is that

Turf n surf 

After tackling an another player on the football field and looking down and seeing your erect penis out with turf burn all over it
Ryan got turf n surf after tackling the opposing player
Turf n surf by Pussyslayer444 December 30, 2020