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Solargasm

A Solargasm is a sunshine orgasm.

When the sun finally comes out after a long winter or extended period of rain or cloudy days and the warm sunshine feels so completely fantastic that it's orgasmic.....a solargasm
After the longest winter ever Bil & his GF went out into the warm sunshine and had a springtime solargasm.
by TechTalk April 28, 2011
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Sargasm

The sense of pleasure derived from the use of sarcasm
It was clear Jim had reached a sargasm after his last use of witty humor due to the look on his face and the fact that he had to go change into a new pair of pants
by Duskninja January 25, 2010
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Stargasm

The intense feeling of success when star testing or other state required testing is complete, may be accompanied with a small orgasm.
Damn man, i just took the math test. At the last problem i picked randomly and had a fatty stargasm.
by niggaassgbitchjoseph May 6, 2009
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sugarglass

(v) The shattering of a pane of frozen semen, generally upon the body of a lover/companion. The semen is generally frozen three to four hours prior to the act itself, as a thin layer of ejaculate is spread across a mirror/glass surface and placed within a domestic freezer. The moment of impact as the pane of semen breaks is understood to provide an endorphin rush in both partners.

The practice began as a niche gay fetish within the upper-class theatre community of Ireland in early 2012, from which Sugarglass Theatre Company takes its name.
"I had a wonderful time last night; we sugarglassed 'till the break of dawn"

"This play is awful, let's go home and sugarglass. The pane should be frozen solid by now"
by scholar111 October 30, 2012
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skargasm

–noun

1. the physical and emotional sensation experienced upon seeing a picture of Alexander Skarsgard; usually accompanied by squeals, hyperventilation, dizzy feelings, sighs or an inability to stop smiling.
jamie- omg i just saw a picture of the alexander skarsgard! *sigh*

kristy- you just had a skargasm didn't you -_-

jamie- you know it!
by truebuffyfly December 7, 2009
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Sargasm

An orgasm where the woman comes in a sarcastic tone of voice, but when asked about the quality of the sex tells the man that the sex was terrible, insults his manhood, and leaves.
"Oh god this is amaaaaazing!!!" said the woman having a sargasm. "So it was good for you?", asked the man. "No, it was the worst sex I've ever had and you should feel horrible about that sex. You suck.", the woman said and promptly left the room.
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Sargasmic Procrasturbation

(n) When you try to procrastinate something by acting like you are masturbating so much that you actually have an orgasm.
Guy 1: Are you ready for the test?
Guy 2: No man, I just did some sargasmic procrasturbation for hours last night so I need to study after I sleep.

procrasturbation sargasm orgasm procrastination
by el whispering eye October 18, 2010
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