Ball stranglers

1.A type of underwear that physically strangles your balls. Often worn by the victims of wedgies, mervins and automic mervins. Warning: Ball stranglers are not to be worn in public because it will cause pain and embarrasment. 2. Ball strangler is slang for "tighty whiteys". This is what cool people say because they are too embarresed to even mention the word "tighty whiteys" or "briefs".

OMG he's wearing ball stranglers.

by The king of automic mervins! September 29, 2010

wrangler dangler stranglers

skin tight, ill fitting, stonewashed jeans that look ridiculous

here ey, look at that blokes pants, it looks like it cutting off the circulation to his balls

aye, proper wrangler dangler stranglers

by marrajam September 25, 2011

stranglesfaction

feeling relieved/rewarded for work not necessarily honestly earned but worthy of compensation.

"Dude, working for that old bird was a bunch of shit, but after she gave me some rails, it was worth the STRANGLESFACTION."

by that guy, not me December 30, 2011

Ostrich Strangler

A person who gives free handjobs.

Vince:Fuck I got a boner.
Jack:You better go see a ostrich strangler then.

by Nosrac October 2, 2006