Stoedhard

The permanent erection a closeted gay man gets when he observes man love.

I’ve got Stoedhard for a week after watching Queer Eye - I need to double up on the briefs to hide this from the wife.

by #nativespeaker April 5, 2021

Stoned

A state of mind which occurs after smoking enough marijuana to the point where the user stares blankly into whatever catches his/her attention

"I'm was so stoned I didn't notice the movie was in French."

by j-dog April 21, 2003

stoned

when you go on urban dictionary at 2:09 in the morning after smoking like 10 bowls of really good weed and eating 3 bags of doritos.

Dude, Im really stoned and i just ate 3 bags of doritos

by highbastard1 January 17, 2009

stoked

"stoked" - adjective - to be "stoked" is to be completely and intensely enthusiastic, exhilirated, or excited about something. those who are stoked all of the time know this; being stoked is the epitome of all being. when one is stoked, there is no limit to what one can do.

also, "stoke" - verb - one can "stoke" oneself out by facing challenges or by revving up an engine within oneself to accomplish that which one desires.

*being too stoked just means that you're still not stoked enough*

"Man oh man am i stoked for our upcoming snowboarding trip!"

"Perchance you'd like to stoke yourself out and ask that girl out!"

by roxbury December 7, 2004

Stomedy

Type of cancer you can only find on youtube. He is the epitome of darknenn. Sometimes looks like a telletubby.
Has become a meme for drilling himself in the head and smoking cardboard

"I have no friends, I have no enemies, ah shit. My life is fucking boring man, ah yes, sometimes I...I upload like ten vidoes in one day because I have no life, Anyway...". My name is Stomedy

by Dinotrux4lyfeochinchin May 4, 2016

stonedalicious

Description of a (often average) food or beverage, artificially enhanced by the use of marijuana.

Fratboy: "Dude. This is the most stonedalicious toast I've ever eaten!"

by DanoNYC February 28, 2007

Stoned

The state of total nirvana.
feeling completely on top of the world.
when you cant think right. forget things in 4 minutes. super hungry. laughing at everything. talking in a weird voice.

Person- man im so stoned. ON FUCK WHERE ARE MY HANDS?

Person- What the meanings of toenails, man?
Person #2- Dude you are stoned.

by Probation Kills August 9, 2008