What's the plan, Phil?

From "Modern Family". Statement intended to mock and express bewilderment at someone else's actions. Similar sentiment to "what the hell are you doing!?"

In Modern Family S02.E01, Phil and Claire's family exit the old family station wagon. It begins rolling backwards towards the cliff. Phil's reaction, rather than to try to get into the car and hit the brake, is to leap on the hood and grab on, spread-eagled. Claire looks at him with a baffled expression and screams, "What's the plan, Phil?!"

by bob lawblah October 28, 2011

Where's the cap

Stop with the bullshit already.

Eric's at the bar getting hammered talking bullshit. Eric's friend yells at him where's the cap its getting deep in here. Hask. E.

by Hask. E. April 19, 2023

What's the move

What's happening next? What's going on? What's the plan? Etc.

John: That basketball game was dope!
Andrew: hell yeah. Now what's the move?

John: I say we go get pizza.

by definer103 July 6, 2016

It's The Fucking Purp

A term used usually after one consumes Purple haze'

EXAMPLE 1
*passes out* *wakes up* "It's The Fucking Purp"

EXAMPLE 2

GUY1:"Dude why can't I feel my legs"

GUY2:"its the fucking purp"

EXAMPLE 3
im really high as I type this, because ITS THE FUCKING PURP

by FloydHamilton April 16, 2014

That's the kiddie

An expression to let someone know that they have finally understood or identified an object or concept.

Is this the phillips screwdriver you wanted.

Yes, that's the kiddie.

by Ralph King February 4, 2010

third time's the charm

If you're trying to do something, and twice it didn't work, you say, "Third time's the charm". This is a hopeful saying -- "it will work the third time!"

I'm trying to get something organised with a group of people and last week I said "third time's the charm". But it's still not working. And we're at five times now. So I offer this for those of us that need something to say when it gets to four times or more:

First time’s the promise

Second time’s a shrug
Third time’s the charm
Fourth time’s a boon
Fifth time’s a broken heart
Sixth time is doom.

Ha, foiled again! But third time's the charm.

by Anders@Wollongong December 18, 2018

And them's the facts

When you have a bland conclusion, this is what you replace it with.

Ending your essay with "in conclusion" is
- bland
- overused
- predictable

Ending your essay with "and them's the facts" is
- compelling
- unexpected
- confirms that those are indeed the facts

by Claudette with Self Care March 4, 2022