1. Someone who is a retarded pole dancer (in a good way)
2. Likes to be obese and eat brownies
3. Deletes messages.
4. Sings like an angel in the shower
5. Slaht
Steff, stephanie, stefasaurus, derder
2. Likes to be obese and eat brownies
3. Deletes messages.
4. Sings like an angel in the shower
5. Slaht
Steff, stephanie, stefasaurus, derder
by DERDERDERDERDERDER November 24, 2010
Steff's soft blue eyes are as bright as her personality, and her incredible beauty bewilders all those who have the good fortune to gaze upon her. Commonly nicknamed El Stefano, she's known for her fondness of the Dirty Sanchez and golden showers, and her terrible impression of Michael Caine. As beautiful as she may be on the outside, with hair like gold and a personality that will cause you to fall at her feet, be cautious. She's also known as Kitten Kicker Steff, Steff the Bootlegger, Pirate Steff "Crabs" II, Steff The One Who Knocks, Steff The One Who Doesn't Knock, Jamie Oliver, and Steff the Genuine Gentrified Jacket Jacker. Despite these misgivings, her redeeming features outweigh them tenfold. When she holds on to you like she's about to fall off a cliff it makes you feel like you've finally found someone, somewhere, that gives a shit about you. Her ability to forgive both mistakes and terrible jokes is astounding. A must have for your wonderful person collection, she'll shine and thrive at the top of any shelf as long as you keep her in the shade and water her more than the dead houseplants she attempts to nurse.
Not recommended for use in the shower - she's got little bowel control, which for a 23 year old is pretty concerning.
Waterproof up to 10 metres, which when converted to the imperial system is something overly complicated and confusing.
Feed thrice daily - we are not responsible for gas caused by overfeeding.
Keep away from children - choking hazard.
Not recommended for use in the shower - she's got little bowel control, which for a 23 year old is pretty concerning.
Waterproof up to 10 metres, which when converted to the imperial system is something overly complicated and confusing.
Feed thrice daily - we are not responsible for gas caused by overfeeding.
Keep away from children - choking hazard.
"Where did Steff go?"
"She's right next to you, dude."
"Oh, hey! Didn't see you all the way down there. Maybe invest in some stilts?"
"She's right next to you, dude."
"Oh, hey! Didn't see you all the way down there. Maybe invest in some stilts?"
by TheBigDapperDipper April 09, 2019
A sexy girl that has huge ass knockers. Can usually be found with her two best friends shopping at the mall and gossiping about boys or something.
by sexy ghi June 11, 2020
A sexy Haitian boy. Usually speaks with a slight accent. Makes women swoon. His prom tuxedo was beyond hot.
MARRY ME, STEFF BELIZAIRE. HAITIANS.
by wtfimagirl November 17, 2009
by Sdjueaxbbs March 07, 2022
When steff gets a certain drunk and becomes unapproachable due to loudness/inability to control one self/carelessness/ inappropriate digs and sometimes biting.
by Peeeeeeej April 28, 2018
1Moeday Steff means nothing, yet it can mean everything. A term commonly used to describe someone that is cheating.
2Moeday Steff can also be said as a comeback to confuse
someone.
3 When a person needs to flee from something, they can also say Moeday Steff.
2Moeday Steff can also be said as a comeback to confuse
someone.
3 When a person needs to flee from something, they can also say Moeday Steff.
Person 1: HAHAH! DIE BITCH!
Person 2: Wow! Moeday Steffer! Reported GF!
ex 2
Person 1: What did i do?
Person 2: Moeday Steff
Person 1: WTF!?
Person 2: Wow! Moeday Steffer! Reported GF!
ex 2
Person 1: What did i do?
Person 2: Moeday Steff
Person 1: WTF!?
by bigpoopyellowname June 04, 2011