stage smoke

the most horrible smell a theater kid knows.It smells horrible off stage and awful off stage.

I have never smelled stage smoke on stage but can only imagine the horrors

by raybeez February 22, 2022

Stage Setter

Sipping a small amount of your chaser before taking a shot. I.e. a pallet cleanser.

Jeremiah drinks a Stage Setter of cream soda before taking a shot of Skrewball Peanut Butter Whiskey. He then chases it with the rest of his cream soda.

by RyuOmega33 May 20, 2023

stage-stealing

A term for when an actor that doesn't have the lead role in the play unnecessarily acts like the lead role.

"CUT! Larry, you're stage-stealing right now. You're not even the main character, you're an extra!"

by vlonetyy September 8, 2025

Stage Science

A form of scientific activity that is designed not to discover truth but to produce predetermined outcomes, usually to support a commercial, ideological, or reputational interest. Stage science includes biased study design, selective reporting, p‑hacking, and the use of controlled conditions that do not reflect reality. The term highlights how the structure of the research—who funds it, who designs it, who interprets it—is rigged to ensure a particular result. Stage science is the opposite of open, self‑correcting science; it is science as theater.

Example: “The study claimed to show the product was safe, but the design ensured no adverse events could be recorded—stage science, where the outcome was written into the protocol.”

by Dumu The Void April 3, 2026

Stage Scientific Evidence

A subset of stage evidence specific to scientific contexts: data that is produced, selected, or interpreted under conditions controlled by the researcher to ensure a desired outcome. This includes cherry‑picking positive results, excluding outliers without justification, and using statistical techniques that guarantee significance. Stage scientific evidence is often indistinguishable from genuine evidence to a non‑expert, but it lacks the robustness of open, pre‑registered, and replicated science. It is science performed for an audience, not for knowledge.

Example: “The lab’s results were always positive, always just at the significance threshold—stage scientific evidence, where the data were choreographed to tell a specific story.”

by Dumu The Void April 3, 2026

Two stage shit

This happens when you go for a poo, afterwards when all the solids have ejected and you get ready to wipe your bottom another turd starts coming out and forces you to have a two sage poo.

(Dad) OMG have you blocked the toilet again?

(Son) sorry but I had to do a two stage shit.

by Mathmoss November 8, 2018

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by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 10, 2025