Stafford County

the O.C. of virginia. if u own anything less than a Corvette, you will be snubbed and ignored. if u r a girl and dont have at least ONE piece of designer clothes/shoes/purses/etc then you will be considered a "loser" if u r a guy and dont wear the regular Abercrombie/PacSun/Hollister or any other kind of skate/surf clothes you will be considered a "loser" those who are well off when it comes to money, you'll like stafford.

have you been to the new Louis Vuitton store in Stafford County?

by *!*~LaUrEn~*!* June 7, 2005

Stafford Connecticut

A piece of shit hick town in the middle of fucking nowhere that deserves to fucking die.

Guy One: " Hey do you live in Stafford Connecticut."

Guy Two: "Yeah."

Guy One: "Kill yourself."

by I am not Jesus June 12, 2013

Stafford Senior High School

A sick and twisted place where sadists run rampant. If you sit down on one of the toilets, odds are you’ll be picking up 3 different strains of aids. The male population of the school is made up of ugly red necks, cringe rich boys, and kids that pretend like they’re from the ghetto. The females are snobby, fake, and most are complete hypocrites. The topic of conversation amongst peers is usually shit-talking because everyone is so bored with their own lives that the only way they find joy is from tearing others down. The AP’s are corrupt and abusive towards the students. They don’t give enough time between classes for you to even get your books together and then there’s a massive staircase that you have to run up and down the entire day. Most people spend more time exercising between classes than at actually P.E. Because all we do during class are “instant activities.” All the P.E. Teachers are out of shape, they’re rude and entitled and lazy. Most teachers aren’t even informed on the class they’re meant to be teaching. Nearly every female that attends switches to online school by their junior year because of how impossible it is to learn there.

Person 1: What high school did you go to?

Person 2: Stafford Senior High School
Person 1: oh.. I’m sorry to hear that

by pandaganjaweed April 17, 2019

stafford road

A trampy little road filled with drug dealers sluts petty thieves and alcaholics

Hey where do you live?
Him: Stafford road!
Me: oh shit I feel sorry for you but can I ask your neighbors for an eighth

by Idfk do I October 28, 2017

stafford senior high school

basically the trash can where all of the gays, red necks from Frednecksbrug, the ghetto wannabes, thots, and those who think they all that cuz they have Jordan's or wear boots and khakis...

Pretty sure half the staff get dicked down by freshmen. Why else are they always staying after school?

The AP watch porn in their office and give kids ISS for having heir phones out

The 3 flights of statues and the long ass walk to the parking lot don't help either. No one all the fat ass kids always the ones last to class and look like they had a heart attack when they sit down.

The cheerleaders and the rest of the thots always dressing like sluts and and playing games

So if you like white trash, whore teachers, and unloyal thots? Come to stafford. At least the sports, drama, and band are good

Chris: Where u go to school?

David: stafford senior high school

Chris: oof. That shit hole

by ThotPatrol669 April 16, 2019

Stafford Middle School

Stafford Middle School: Home to the flattest girls, the perviest teachers, and terrible administrators. Sports wise they all suck at everything besides football, which they are actually pretty decent at.

Mike: You see that girl from {Stafford Middle School}? Her ass is nonexistent!

by Pussy Attacker 9000 May 24, 2020

Stafford Avenue Queer

A man who drives up and down Stafford Avenue in search of homosexual relations with any willing participant.

Jim: Hey man I could really go for a blowjob.

Bob: You should go pick up a Stafford Avenue Queer. They're always out cruising looking to give dudes head.

Jim: Fuckin eh. I'm Stafford Avenue bound!

by Huggy Fresh September 13, 2021