Squaffle

A squaffle is an attempt to excrete methane gas out of the anal sphincter in secret. Upon being discovered, if the fart remains unclaimed by said squaffler, it is known as a squaffle.

An assumption that someone farted.

Who squaffled?

Yeah I was with her last night and totally had a squaffle. She is still trying to figure out what that smell was.

Dude, I'm pretty sure my girl squaffled last night.

by Lil popcorn popper June 14, 2016

Bernstein Shufffle

Derogatory term, usually applied to a lonely man, but could also be used to refer to a . 1. A man who engages in anal sex.with many dirty men. 2. A Man who swallows after oral sex from an older mans piece.

Look at Lee over there, he's doing the Bernstein Shufffle with that old man again.!! He needs help, he cant stop on his own

by Ya Know who I am!!! August 28, 2010

Squiffle

To persuade someone (Usually a parent) to let you get/do something they wouldn't normally allow. Often associated with cuteness.

"I'm going to be trying to squiffle my Dad into letting us get a cat over the next few days"

Or

"Hey, guess what?! I got a pony!!"

"Wow, how'd you manage that?!"

"Well.. lets just say that a certain amount of squiffling went on over the holidays.."

by Theycallmesquiffer January 12, 2012

squifflebat

Meaning someone someone short, with big thighs

That girls a squifflebat!

by StayInYourLaneBoi December 18, 2017

Squiffle

When a large, lanky dog eg, an Irish Wolfhound, behaves in a ridiculous and playful manner. Often rolling around on the ground and contorting to shapes not thought possible given the size of the dog.

Our wolfhound often has a squiffle on the floor when she is a bit excited.

by Flozchops June 3, 2025

squirfule

An otherwise unidientifiable part of a road skilled squirrel. Also see squibbits.

A few more squirfules and we can make a stew.

by The Keeper of the Cheese October 17, 2003

Squiffie

1. When something goes wrong.

2. When someone is acting strangely.

1. "Have you looked at my website?"
"Nah, can't, my internet has gone all squiffie."

2. "Have you seen Dan around? He's been acting really squiffie lately."

by Kat H of the Sheffield October 5, 2008