by Hronk June 23, 2013
One of my many many many obsessions.
He is spongebob's neighbor and is the only person on spongebob who is realistic but still funny in a way.
He is spongebob's neighbor and is the only person on spongebob who is realistic but still funny in a way.
by Laurel_Rokz January 14, 2007
a squid with a cock hanging from its face on the cartoon spongebob squarepants. it likes to play the skinflute and yell at the funny characters on the show
by cocksponge squareballs September 23, 2003
A misunderstood cephalopod that is voiced by Rodger Bumpass in the Nickelodeon series, Spongebob Squarepants. Squidward hates his neighbors, his job, and loves art and cooking. He is actually an octopus and has four feet. He has a remarkably large nose and does not wear pants.
by Wheredidmyfekinlifego April 01, 2018
I.E. Roman helmet ... Where a man places his testicles on top of each of a woman's eyes and lays his penis down her nose.
by Jason5star January 01, 2011
when a man places his testicles on the girls eyelids and lays his penis down her nose... she loooks like squidward
by Cabo4 June 17, 2009
"OMG what do you think of Chuck?"
"I don't know, it looks as if his squidward is a little small..."
"Yeah..."
"I don't know, it looks as if his squidward is a little small..."
"Yeah..."
by Steve Tuesday June 01, 2015