spock cock

When you can't get it up because you're thinking about it too logically

Sorry luv, but all this talk of weddings and kids has given me a bit of the old spock cock, mind if we don't do it tonight...

by timmyfactiod December 10, 2009

sprachman

A sprachman is generally used in reference to a Jewish overgrown man-boy who is a lover of his mom and has a FUPA. A sprachman may be found in his mom's bed cuddling with her or in his backyard building hanging tomato gardens. If you encounter a sprachman he will probably be with a girlfriend who is quite far out of his league and he will be on his way to his mom's house for dinner. A sprachman can also be found playing with angry, drunk midgets (often called a Garganese).

Brian: Do you see that guy over there with that hot chick and the midget hanging on his leg? What's up with that?

Vinny: Yea. He's definitely out kicked his coverage with that chick. What a sprachman.

by MikeCa February 8, 2010

spock wash

When someone dressed as Spock knocks you out, takes you to his "spaceship", or his bedroom, and unloads unhealthy amounts of semen into your mouth and other holes.

"Oh my god some creep at comic-con gave me the spock wash!"

by GravyBath February 26, 2013

spocco

Racist term used to define someone known as a "Mii"

"I hate those darn spoccos! Play real sports once in a while!"

by BigMan67 June 24, 2022

Komm Sprache!

German definition for using voice chats or communicating with your friends. If your homie needs to talk to you or needs you to talk, he can say "Komm Sprache" and everybody knows what‘s up.

We need to talk; komm Sprache!

by Connotation July 29, 2022

Spocker

So named for its resemblance to a traditional Vulcan greeting and the Starfleet officer who made it famous, the Spocker is a variation of the fingering technique most commonly referred to as “The Shocker.” As with its 3-fingered counterpart, the Spocker necessitates the insertion of the index and middle fingers into a woman’s vaginal opening. It is here, however, where the similarities end. Whereas the shocker would call for the insertion into the anus of the pinky finger only, the Spocker requires the interjection of both the pinky and ring fingers. It is the resulting “V” shaped finger spread that contributes so heavily to the technique’s moniker.

To boldly go where no man had gone before I gave her the Spocker.

by Bootface July 14, 2006

spockle

ye olde british pronounciation of sparkle. used by D&D nerds

that diamond doth spockle, Gelmar! let us steal it from the demilich.

by Spaz De Kat January 12, 2009