urge to splurge

When one can no longer hold thy liquids in his body and must have them released.

In school I get the urge to splurge so I whip out my cock and get started

by White chocolate 2325 April 17, 2014

splooge

Any and all ejaculatory juices that derive from the male penis.

This word can be used as a noun or verb.

Shane splooged all over her face.

I hope his splooge isn't on my pillow.

by K Dizzle August 18, 2004

sploogebob

The act of jacking off to any episode of spongebob

"Damn son I just had the best sploogebob ever"
"What the fuck is wrong with you"

by xX_Pussy69Destroyer420_Xx November 28, 2016

splooged

v. to ejaculate

dude i just splooged in her hair!

by JkNHai October 9, 2008

Splooge Cannon

A penis.

DAMN! He just unloaded his SPLOOGE CANNON right into her face!

by SonicNiGHT July 5, 2009

Splooge Nozzle

Noun - meaning the male genitalia. Or any part of the male body that dispenses ejaculate. See also: penis and scrotum.

1. Descriptive use - That hooker punched me right in the Splooge Nozzle!

2. In jest - Dude, quit acting like such a Splooge Nozzle.
3. In anger - Shut up Splooge Nozzle!
4. Plural - PETA is full of a bunch of Splooge Nozzles.

by JG, MR, CB, and C Money April 9, 2010

Splooge McDuck

A sexual move where you jizz on a girl's face and then pelt her with loose change, mostly pennies. It was coined by J. Camm of BroBible.com.

I felt bad for this homeless girl begging for change on the street, so I took her home and gave her the Splooge McDuck. It was mostly pennies anyway.

by Bropez September 10, 2012