Catching Splinters

A figurative term originating in the South used by one who is driving a car with wood grain on the steering wheel.

"I'ma be working wood wheel and catching splinters, riding twenty inches or better on chrome." -Paul Wall, Chunk Up The Deuce

by mikeyrocks May 8, 2009

Splintch

Another word for a fat spastic. People who are called a splintch are really annoying, unattractive and lazy.

You are being a splintch! Stop bothering us!

by Layup Sticker September 1, 2021

Splinter Lip

Is a Pop band with Death Metal influences. The band was formed in the wintery landscape of Amherst Massachusetts. With the lyrical genius of Jonathon Greene as their backdrop, the members of Splinter Lip took the Facebook/Youtube community by storm with over 125 views of their first single "Roy G. Biv" while their second single is still on the rise. Splinter Lip credited their sucess to Beefeater london gin and a glass elephant. They plan on a full tour in the summer of 2010.

Did you guys hear the new Splinter Lip song on youtube the other day. Twas epic!!!!!

by NeckroSnatcher March 2, 2010

Selin

a great person who is private, kind person. She's so strong and has very defined eyebrows

OMG SELIN HAS HUUUUUUUGE EYBROWS!!

by lkjhfdsalkjhfdsalkjhfdsa June 15, 2017

Shlink

Onomatopoeia for inserting/slipping one object into another.

I’m going to shlink into there tonight.

by BigDaddyPJ June 21, 2019

Beard splinter

A sharp, slender piece of facial hair broken off from a beard and stuck in your finger. Usually caused from rubbing your beard and can be painful.

M: So how was your day?
B: Pretty rough, actually. Lots of boring meetings, and then I got a beard splinter.
M: You got a what?
B: A splinter in my finger. From my beard.

by leighstarfish October 15, 2011

Selina

selina is one of the most amazing people you will meet in your life. she is very pretty and talented, but will always deny it. she is also hilarious, and not afraid to share her honest opinion.
selina's are not usually good at music, but when a selina is goo d at music, she will amaze you with her talents. musical selina's will usually play violin, piano, guitar and sing.
all selinas are very quick learners, and strive to achieve the best that they can. selina's are good at maths and science.

if you ever meet a selina in your life, keep her near, because one day she will be very well known.

That girl is so talented..
That girl is so Selina

by bigchinos3455 March 13, 2012