A rare and unique seating system designed for the squat toilet. Instead of assuming the popular squat stance, a more laid back position is adopted; the user literally sits on the toilet bowl, leans back and places their hands on the floor behind them for support.
Although this seems like a brilliant idea, it's actually retarded.
Although this seems like a brilliant idea, it's actually retarded.
by P Parker October 15, 2007
Get the Spider Squat System mug.The act of a man and a woman having vaginal or anal sex while the male is in the act of defecating. While the man is seated on the toilet the woman mounts him face to face with her legs extending toward the tank or wall. The legs of the intertwined lovers resembles a spider.
by themooserislooser November 20, 2010
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1) When you climb backwards on top of an elementary school playmate on a swing. There are now 8-limbs, hence, the "spider-swing."
2) A particularly crude form of PDA, involving a couple at dinner, or any public forum, when one member drapes their legs across their partner's lap. It usually involves eskimo kissing or other acts of intimacy to heighten the level of annoyance. They are now an amorphous wrap of limbs, also, very irritating, hence, "spider-swinging."
1) When you climb backwards on top of an elementary school playmate on a swing. There are now 8-limbs, hence, the "spider-swing."
2) A particularly crude form of PDA, involving a couple at dinner, or any public forum, when one member drapes their legs across their partner's lap. It usually involves eskimo kissing or other acts of intimacy to heighten the level of annoyance. They are now an amorphous wrap of limbs, also, very irritating, hence, "spider-swinging."
"Your girlfriend is a serious spider-swinger."
"Sorry, I like you, but I am really not into spider-swinging."
"Dudes, quit spider-swinging, I am trying to eat."
"Sorry, I like you, but I am really not into spider-swinging."
"Dudes, quit spider-swinging, I am trying to eat."
by waywardbetty March 22, 2011
Get the Spider-Swinging mug.This movie was written and produced by the decent Dee Snider of Twisted Sister fame. This movie really sucks, but each time you see it on, you want to see it. Captain Howdy and Charleston Hendricks are the lame names he came up with. But what can I say, it's a funny movie.
Hey, have you seen Dee Snider's Strangeland on Showtime? It really is an enjoyable flick, although out right dumb at the same time. I'm out like a hurricane, so latas.
by El_Scorcho August 28, 2003
Get the dee snider's strangeland mug.When you're decorating and have moved so many spiders throughout your day that you simply can't be arsed any more, so instead you cover the spider with so much paint that it becomes part of the property.
by Mueece September 7, 2014
Get the Spider Spaffing mug.Spidey-I think there's something else wrong with the guy, my spider sense is tingling.
Other guy-Something else wrong with the guy besides the alien he just gave birth to out of his stomach? What do you know that I don't know spider man?
Other guy-Something else wrong with the guy besides the alien he just gave birth to out of his stomach? What do you know that I don't know spider man?
by Solid Mantis August 24, 2018
Get the Spider sense mug.Sex that is so good that it causes you to get "caught up" with feelings, emotions, or attachment towards the other individual when originally, you had no intentions of there being any strings attached.
"Man, she was just another chick from the club. Then she put that spider sex on me, and now she's my girl!"
by laila070282 May 15, 2009
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