Shocker Spaniel

When your girlfriend is riding you on the living room couch, and the family dog (preferably a Cocker Spaniel) joins in by licking her taint.

My girlfriend was house sitting and wanted to smash, so I went over there. She forgot to put the dog outside. Well, we started going at it, and when she was riding me on the couch the dog got between our legs and gave her the Shocker Spaniel! I tried to kick him, but she said, “Don’t be mean to him. He’s a good boy.”

by Oona Pelota April 29, 2020

kyker spaniel

A jewish dog, considered to be the jew's best friend.

Guy: What type of dog are you getting?
Jew: kyker spaniel of course!

by asdf489838 May 12, 2013

spaniels ears

Large floppy breasts

She's got a right pair of spaniels ears there.

by Dave February 5, 2003

Spaniels ears

A saggy pair of breasts

Bob: Did you see the saggy tits on that slapper?
Bill: Yes, they were like a pair of spaniels ears

by Norbert Valiant March 14, 2011

Cock spaniel

(noun, usu. female) nymphomaniac of the submissive variety, extremely devoted and generally long-sufferingly obedient to male members.

Derived from but not to be confused with cocker spaniel. Heavy and/or sagging breasts are not part of the definition.

Would you look at Denise? The longing look in her eyes when she sees a bulge in anyone's pants. She's such a cock spaniel!

by Triskallion December 30, 2008

cock blocker spaniel

A domesticated member of the family canidae, not necessarily a cocker spaniel, which jumps up on the bed while two humans are engaging in heated intercourse. This usually occurs right as one is about to climax.

This unwelcome interruption completely ruins the moment. The offending dog, which may or may not be a cocker spaniel, is usually jolted off the bed by a quick kick, followed by an awkward resumption of intercourse.

Note: the dog must be a cocker spaniel.

Couple: *grunt grunt*
Dog: *leap*
Couple: fuk off u cock blocker spaniel
Dog: *sad howl*

by BzBurger February 7, 2010

The Cocker Spaniel

1) Caucasian-American origin dance which is performed by a young man, usually in khaki pants and a way-too-tight shirt, who's only move consists of little more than humping the left or right side of his partner arhythmically whilst both arms are raised in the air. Made famous by "A Night at the Roxbury"

2) The dance move that resembles dry-humping the left or right side of your dance partner anywhere from the hip down.

Sue: How was your date with Glen last night?
Mary: Well, he took me to the club, but all he knew was The Cocker Spaniel. He got got so excited he tore my ACL.

by nomanbags April 2, 2010