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southend on sea

a shit hole full of shitty people, shitty shops and shitty schools. its also full of drug dealers and psychos so if ur willing to die , come here yay lol. the only good thing is the town and adventure island. yeh ok lol
where r u from
"southend on sea"
oh ok kys
by iaminisis February 12, 2018
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southend projects

The hardest,bloodiest part of Southend, the hardest hood in Southeast Littlerock,Arkansas.. If your thinking about going ,dont.
Guy1:Aye, let's go to Southend projects bruh.
Guy2:Hell nah they catching nothing but body's out there, count me out!
by 10kkiddtharealist January 28, 2017
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Southend

Also known as McEvoy. A small town filled with crack heads, homelessness, and stone island wannabes
Hey! Have you been to southend recently?
by Southend124 May 25, 2019
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southend high school for boys

A school full of boys that are weird. They think they are all smart but in reality they aren't. And the only good people that are there are the girls in sixth form. Girl power!!!
Jessica: Yeah I saw Tom yesterday!
Whitney: Oh that weirdo from southend high school for boys?
Jessica: Yeah mate
by hehemichaeljacksonfu January 12, 2020
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Southend High

A poor school for posh twats that will probably end up working at MacDonalds anyway
Oh, do you go to Southend High? Fuck off you posh twat.
by Not Ghengis Khan December 23, 2018
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Southend

Southend - Voted Number 1 holiday destination for tramps at the annual homeless awards

Southend on sea - pronounced (Saafend) by natives, is the original home for cult gangs such as the 'Pol Pack', 'AOB (Army Of Blue) and newer factions such as '12 Block'.

The schools are all pretty shit and reek of special measures and if you are meant to be on lockdown because of a deadly virus that is infecting the whole world, then come to our beaches. it
It doesn't matter if you're from southend or not. Nobody has to social distance. Apparently everybody is either immune or can't afford a newspaper let alone a television set to watch the news. Either of those reasons or everyone is as thick as dog shit. Probably the latter.

If you have at least 2 different 'baby mums', a failed rap career, sell drugs or have been to prison then look no further for love as women will fall at your feet in southend.
Southend - Cor blimey proper sunny today init let's go saafend look at the crumpet bruv
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Southend Suntan

A suntan or sunburn whilst wearing clothes. A white mark is left where clothes or a watch have been, whilst the rest is pink, red or coloured by exposure to the sun. Usually on a day that was unexpectedly sunny. Synonymous with Southend-on-Sea in Essex, where sun is unexpected yet is a noted seaside resort. Usually experienced by chavs, people of low income or poor education, who have no ability to use suntan cream, or understand it's purpose, but yet are proud that the mark shows they have been out in the sun.
"Oh wow. Look. I got a suntan."
"Where ya been?"
"Southend. I got a Southend Suntan."
by PowersThatBe May 19, 2014
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