snowpocalyzed

To cancel or close a school, business, or party because of the greatly exaggerated threat of ice and snow brought on by the weather channel or other media outlets

Dude we totally got snowpocalyzed!!!! They cancelled school today because the weather channel said there was going to be a big snow storm. Ha!!!! Joke is on them it is 60 degrees and sunny outside.

by Stunt man dad February 18, 2015

Snowpeople

The politically correct version of SnowMan. This doesn't mention any gender however someone will be offended.

"Those are some lovely snowpeople"

by AnonymousGamer1 December 23, 2018

Snowpoceclipse

A term used to describe the cataclysmic estimations of snowfall that weathermen predict (see: snowpocalypse) that in reality amount to just a few inches when the alleged snowpocalypse changes course or fizzles out and is thereby 'eclipsed' (losing or having lost significance, power, or prominence) by the idiocy of the wolf-crying weathermen.

Combination of 'snowpocolypse' and 'eclipse'.

Guy: Hey, did you hear the weather? There's a blizzard warning in effect for Manhattan for the next 24 hours. No school wooo!
Girl: Yeah yeah, don't bother stocking up on canned goods, it's just gonna be another snowpoceclipse.

by Roflmfaololgtfo February 10, 2010

Snowpocolypse

Phrase used to describe an impending snow storm in regions of the country not used to much snowfall.

Have you seen the weather report for the N. Virginia area? They're expecting a snowpocolypse

by kman20739 February 5, 2010

snowpocalypsito

A light dusting of snow in a place that doesn't usually get any snow whatsover; mere inches renders roads undriveable and causes mass hysteria and 24-hour coverage on local news channels

Reports of an Arctic Blast moving south from Alaska have San Franciscans expecting their first snowpocalypsito in 35 years.

by seashore March 11, 2011

snowpos

Russian snowman bastard that smells like shit.

All hail the underlord Alex of Snowpos the third!

by Fect December 6, 2003

snowpocalypse 2011

The laying out of the entire southeast for a week following a 3"-4" covering of snow and ice leading to mind numbing all nighters and sledding on unusual and somewhat inappropriate devices which led to overly full emergency rooms and trauma centers in the region.

Yo! Montesha Nakeisha! DeAndre is at Atlanta Medical Center with a head injury after some rednecks in a kayak ran into him on his Auntie's wheelbarrow in piedmont park during snowpocalypse 2011!

by prize729 January 13, 2011