Slutmuffin

Someone who is short, and adorable, but incredibly slutty and gross. Probably. Has all sorts of diseases just WAITING to crawl into you.

I'm pretty sure you don't need one. But ah, what the hell.
Slutmuffin; lets fuck
someone; okay
SM; lets fuck
another person; okay
ETC ETC ETC

by The Spongey Avenger April 4, 2011

slutmuffin

a comical word for someone who's a slut/skank/whore/ho

Ew, brittany is SUCH a slutmuffin...i mean, did you see what she was wearing today???

by alyssakay December 22, 2007

Slutmuffin

A term for a hot guy.

Girl 1: Oh my, he is such a slutmuffin.
Girl 2: I know right.

by yoyoyizzyyo October 3, 2009

slutmuffin

Slutmuffin is a word that you call people online on people's facebook pictures.

You never say it in real life or else you will get laughed at.

Angela called Katie a slutmuffin! HAHAHAHA

by slutttttt February 10, 2009

slutmuffin

a person who is a skanky whore and also enjoys muffins on Sunday afternoons.

Have you talked to that slutmuffin Karen lately?

by Tyler Konarik August 3, 2007

slutmuffin

a whitegirl with a really nice ass and burgandy nipples that are fun to pinch

the slutmuffin has a very nice jiggle to her seen last year(junior year) in first period history class

by Germain C. November 19, 2007

irish slutmuffin

an irish woman, who is outwardly very sweet but behind closed doors, is a sexual deviant. people expect her to be this sweet innocent girl, and when she says something dirty or sexual, the typical response would be "oh you little slutmuffin". she also likes to drink and party, like the irish do.

"did you hear what that irish girl said?" "oh yes, she is quite the little irish slutmuffin" "and we thought she was so sweet and innocent!"

by irishgirl26 February 3, 2010