successful dump

A bowel movement you've announced just to piss off the press.

“A successful dump!” Biden proclaimed when asked if he had anything to report.

by NecroDew October 17, 2008

successful men

every men

you are men, you must be a successful men

by baguette lover May 6, 2022

Task failed Successfully

-You succeeded at failing a task
-You failed the task, but you have your benefits
-Mission failed, we'll get 'em next time

A: Did you get what you wanted at the mall?
B: Task failed successfully
A: Damn...

by just your average suburban September 6, 2022

Successful Day

The best kind of day. A day where you eat all day, watch movies, and listen to the musical hits from your high school days

K: This was the best birthday ever! I got to eat, listen to music, and watch movies all day!

J: Sounds like you had a successful day!!

by Jrob45005 December 20, 2014

Suscessful

Pronounced SUS-CEsss-ful

Suscessful meaning . You are 2 steps further forward than just being plain old successful and are in the top 1% .

Lee “What are you eating for lunch?”

Johnny “ Made a poor mans sandwich, what are you having? ”

Lee “ Expensive steak”

Johnny “ Man I wish I had started a flying robot drone bin collection company, then I’d be suscessful and eat steak for lunch everyday too”

Lee “Man I wish I was suscessful enough to eat steak everyday”

by WyVill November 10, 2017

successfulb4e

the best arianator on crybaby stan twitter

have you seen successfulb4e’s new tweet? she looks so hot!

by successfulbae January 12, 2021

Successful

You can’t even define the word success you piece of shit and by your own criteria the cripple isn’t successful. He threw a temper tantrum every day until they brought him a new whore to fuck.

Hym “And I’m not going to pay you $20 you greedy cocksucker. How about “If you can’t put yourself together you shouldn’t be having women scheduled for a shift at a retard group home to come sit on your dick.” How’s that sound? Only good? I’ll do it after and only after the whores get what they deserve. There. That’s what successful means. It’s ensuring that whores face the consequences of their own actions. That is what constitutes success.”

by Hym Iam September 28, 2022