slurk

verb. to read Facebook but not post or 'like' anything because the reader is too lazy to interact with others. {From sl(ack)+(l)urk}

Raimy is such a slurker. He is always on FB but never shows it. His slurking really bothers Colleen. He slurks all the time and really embodies slurkitudiness.

by Fitzfernald May 16, 2012

Slurking

It’s the combination of lurking and slithering.

Jeff: “ That person is moving around like a snake and spying on me”
Samantha: “That’s Baldwin, he’s always slurking”

by Cassie’s Dad January 3, 2023

Slurk

The action of licking the bottom of someone else's foot.

"Hey bro, tryna slurk?"

by Slurkking May 4, 2024

Slurk

A slur for Mexican people

Pablo is such a slurk

by Toasted man May 11, 2022