slurk

verb. to read Facebook but not post or 'like' anything because the reader is too lazy to interact with others. {From sl(ack)+(l)urk}
Raimy is such a slurker. He is always on FB but never shows it. His slurking really bothers Colleen. He slurks all the time and really embodies slurkitudiness.
by Fitzfernald February 26, 2012
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Slurk

A slurk is a person who always want a little piece of something but never contribute to it.
The piece that the slurk takes is so small so the slurks can convince them self not to contribute.
Me: Does anybody want coffee?
Slurk: No I only want a sip!
Me: stop being a slurk
by Arshutt July 02, 2020
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Slurking

It’s the combination of lurking and slithering.
Jeff: “ That person is moving around like a snake and spying on me”
Samantha: “That’s Baldwin, he’s always slurking
by Cassie’s Dad January 03, 2023
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