Slorch

A Senior leisure porch

You guys wanna go hangout on the slorch?

by Bricks22 September 25, 2019

Slonk

Used by Gang weeders as an alternative term for smoking marijuana.

"just slonked some Gang weed epic style..now time to rise up,"

by hgfjmhtf September 18, 2018

Slirk

(v) Smiling to yourself after receiving a text. Generally from someone of the opposite sex.

"What are you slirkin' about?"

by Lurk'n slirker August 22, 2014

Slock

To kill a critter, especially with a primitive weapon such as a blowgun or archery equipment, but can also be used to describe critters hunted with a gun. The term was originally coined by the slockmaster himself, Tim Wells.

There was a possum under the back porch, and we proceeded to slock him with the blowgun.

by slockinshack March 1, 2019

slorax

n. Girl who is a cross between a slut and a whore, but who is noticeably unattractive. Used to reference one who is ugly as fuck, but somehow ends up having sex with everyone anyway.

Person 1: "Man, apparently John finally got some ass last night"

Person 2: "Yea, but I heard she was a real slorax"

by Yoyo975 September 20, 2009

slore

Part Slut, Part Whore. Enough said.

Did you check out that dirty slore Stephanie last night ? I thought she was going to let those 5 guys run a train on her.

by hawke4me April 7, 2015

slorellowfish

the successful combination of slow loris and girellyfish. it is a beautiful creature and displays traits like ginormous eyes, a long neck, and tentacles (just to name a few), with a skin tone and texture that varies according to the age of the animal. it is found primarily in the rural back country of Chile. (there has never been a reported sighting anywhere near Europe.) it is obviously the ultimate super animal.

What's that a picture of? It looks like a giraffe with jellyfish tentacles for legs and huge eyes like a slow loris.

Oh, that's my pet slorellowfish. It's the most supreme member of the animal kingdom.

by smessemsee June 19, 2011