Slock

Basicaly this is a slap with a cock... you can use that as a noun or a verb.

Two girls :
- did you have a great time last night with Brian?
- well yeah but now i have a real big headache...
- oh yeah i know that, did he slock you ?
- whooo the best slock ever...

by JulienL August 16, 2009

Slocks

They are not socks but they are not slippers they are warm yet lower on your foot than an ankle sock and they feel as flexible as a sock

Girl- these Slocks are so comfy and flexible but don't even have a thick sole

by Coolio19 April 22, 2015

Slock

To slap someone with his cock

I like to slock Jenny on the face while she is sleeping.

by Toto-bratislava February 19, 2015

Slock

A Slock occurs when a woman is riding a man and queefs on his dick, this happens when the woman is really wet.

Girl 1: "I was riding Tony last night and I totally slocked on his dick!"
Girl 2: "My boyfriend loves when I slock all over him."

by JewQueef June 27, 2017

Slock

Surprising. Lack. Of. Common. Knowledge. When an adult is complete ignorant to information that is considered common knowledge by the vast majority of other adults.

45 year old Jennifer just had a slock where she never knew what the hazard light button in a car was for.

by Jaavis January 14, 2021

Slock

A male slut, a combination of Slut and Jock.

He is such a slock, he slept with 12 girls last week.

by Double R January 14, 2006

Captain Slock

It's in reference to Caps Lock. Cap. Slock, or Captain Slock. Some say he's a pirate but that has yet to be proven.

DO YOU DOUBT ME AND THE POWER OF CAPTAIN SLOCK?!?

by Lawlieter December 11, 2009