slizzard

A "dirty south" term for intoxicated

yo im slizzard from that drank

by clawkasion July 6, 2005

slizzard

Adj. - Completely intoxicated off sizzurp. Made famous in connection with its consumption in one's ride, which may well be a G6. Could very closely precede death, but will make you feel like a rockstar right up until then.

Protective Mother - “Son, stay away from that purple drank. It killed DJ Screw!”
Unheeding Son – “Yeah ma, but at least he went out slizzard.”

by thisonesfortrinkle December 12, 2011

slizzared

slizzared is the new schwasted. you are sloppy, drunk, high, and fucked up. you may potentially be on drugs. but...everyones coo wit it.

erin: let's get slizzared.
allie: im so slizzared
mikayla: like a G6

by mikeral September 9, 2010

slizzard

A state of high intoxication from alcohol.

Poppin bottles in the ice, like a blizzard
When we drink, we do it right, gettin' slizzard
Sippin' sizzurp in my ride (in my ride) like Three 6
Now I’m feelin' so fly like a G6

- Far East Movement, "Like a G6"

by FMTeam August 2, 2010

slickered

The result of having imbibed too many adult beverages

The frat boys were all slickered up after the football game.

by Susan Nonnenberg September 8, 2005

slizzed

Beyond drunk; the level past being drunk where you barely know your name or what the hell is going on.

"Damn I got slizzed at that party. I woke up the next day and didn't know why I wasn't wearing pants."

by Ch3lsea November 16, 2007

spitzered

To lose your job because you got caught paying for something you should have gotten for free anyway.

Elliot Spitzer got fired after getting caught with a 3 diamond prostitute.

Don't get spitzered man, you can totally talk that vendor into giving you that stuff for free.

Jimmy was spitzered from the dairy farm. He bought the cow when he could have got the milk for free.

by fess April 21, 2008