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skirt

Dress like shorts you wear in the summer.
I got her the skirt for her birthday.
by wolfiewolfiew March 16, 2017
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Skirt

to leave one location in a hurry...see peel out
Man I was beatin that kids bitch ass when them boys came thru, so I had to skirt up out that bitch
by Hybrid 216 December 3, 2003
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skirt

skirt (skûrt): A derogatory remark. To insinuate that a person cant hang. To call someone a little girl, a pussy.
Natalie is being a skirt cuz she won't go out, she may need a Midol and tampon!
by Doug Amstutz May 19, 2008
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Skirt

The lesbian equivalent of a beard.
A male who is used by a female who is either lesbian, asexual, or bisexual -to go out with and perform couples activities to appear straight. Sometimes even used for marriage.
Carol: OMG Did you hear Maggie got married last summer?
Karen: No? I thought her parents didn’t approve of Kelly.
Carol: Oh, they don’t, she married their mutual friend Adam as a skirt .

Karen: Ohhhh, that makes sense, he’s gay anyways. So she’s a beard now?
by Mizumaki Simura - Cusa1412 April 23, 2018
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skirt

A man that supposedly "dates" a lesbian to try and convince others that she is actually heterosexual.

The word comes from skirt, a garment worn by females considered to be feminime. It is the lesbain version of a beard.
Ashley: "Oh my God... Laura is so staring at Rachel's boobs. She is such a lesbian."

Brittany: "No way, she's dating Mark."

Ashley: "He's just her skirt."
by Sera Seeklorn February 23, 2010
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Skirted

to leave in a hurry. Mainly used while talkin about driving a car. Barking your Tires
I skirted on the police.
by DZWilliams October 28, 2006
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Skirt

Skirthead 1: "Hey Skirthead 2, wanna do some skirt?"

Skirthead 2: "Hell yeah Skirthead 1, rock that shit!"
by MÅDA AMORÉ April 3, 2007
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