Skeeted

the feeling of being high from cocaine

that cocaine made me skeeted

by joann spagnuolo July 20, 2008

skeetles

when u skeet into a girls mouth, shes eating skeetles

"She likes her some skeetles"

by tehh doctor August 31, 2006

Skeetles

When you skeet all over a pack of skittles, and them feed them to an unsuspecting skittle-lover.

Right before my girlfriend took some of my skittles, I jizzed all over them, she said they were the best Skeetles she ever had.

I bit into the sticky skeetles realizing why they were so salty.

by haileybeee123 July 11, 2012

Skeeted

when someone sells you less than what you've paid for. Usually used when referring to drugs.

Man, I'm pissed that he skeeted me on that gram.

by thisonebitchyoureallydontknow February 18, 2013

Skeeted

A ritual performed by the Azukeelah Tribe in Tanzania in Africa. Skeeted is the past tense of the word skeet. It involved the male pulling out his penis before ejaculation and cumming on the females face to prevent pregnancy.

I skeeted on that bitches face last night.

by GreenSmurf June 21, 2009

skeeted on a baby's head

It's when you fuck a pregnet bitch

Last night I skeeted on a baby's head, that bitch was big!!!

by SkeeterMan November 7, 2006

Get skeeted on

1. Literal meaning. To have had somebody's skeet released upon oneself.

2. Figurative meaning. Used as a taunting exclamation of superiority or dominance. Can be used in place of owned or pwned in a game.

3. A noun "skeeting" on something is always seen as being superior or dominant to the noun being "skeeted on".

1. "She told me not to cum in her, so I pulled out and she got skeeted on".

2. "Haha, bitch, u got skeeted on. Skeet skeet, noob!

3. "XBOX 360 sucks. It's gonna get skeeted on by the PS3.

by Biomechanical December 2, 2005