stracked

1. To make yourself look better via degradation of others.

2. To be a complete douche yet fool your supervisors into thinking you are at a level of acceptable mediocrity.

3. Socially awkward introvert with no meaningful benefit to society.

Dude he totally set you up so that you would look bad in front of your boss. You just got Stracked!

by bobby937 November 22, 2009

stracted

a combination of the words disturbed and distracted

What's wrong with them, why are they acting so stracted?

by GeekyEcoChic October 2, 2018

Sidetracted

The correct way to say sidetrack. It’s sidetract and sidetracted and anyone who disagrees is w r o n g.

Pronounced side TRAC tid.

“I got sidetracted during school.”
“Wow that’s a dumb way to say that”
“Shut up bitch you’re the sidetracted one”

by Captain Shipper February 12, 2022

Dick-stracted

When you can’t focus on anything or get anything done because a dude or his appendage are taking up all the space in your head and you can’t even walk without tripping

Melinda was so dick-stracted after her first date with Brian, that she actually fell up the stairs and didn’t even realize it all with a smile on her face

by Mermaid Mel May 9, 2024

strached

The act in witch someone both scraches and pulls/streches you. One of the two is usually acidental

He strached me last night when we were play fighting

by randomworkmaker November 13, 2009

E-strated

The almost daily frustration which comes from managing our e-tech which is supposed to free up time through efficiency and simplicity of device, app, program. Lol

Tyler was e-strated trying to bill group shipping after the latest changes due to an eBay update.

by Frank Id April 4, 2023