Simpin

Listening to sad music thinking about someone who’s not thinking about you

Damn bruh I was simpin about Rachel last night

by Yeeteeer June 16, 2019

Simplisticated

The right mix of simple-to-use and sophisticated.

This new e-bike I just got is so simplisticated. It's easy to use, but also does all of this other neat stuff a normal bike can’t do.

by anthumb May 20, 2022

Simlish

The languge spoken by Sims.

"I can't understand my Sims"
"They must be speaking Simlish"

by Kayla September 19, 2004

King of Simping

King of Simping
The absolute king of simping. The absolute god of simping.

A male overly catering to the exaggerated emotions of a woman.

A man saying things to a woman he does not believe but only saying them because he thinks that she wants to hear them.

"Chevrolindo is the King of Simping, he simps so much its outrageous."

by veIocity March 15, 2020

simplisick

sexiest man alive fr

girl1: “ simplisick? who’s that?”
girl2: “a tiktoker. he’s so babygirl.”

by kateluvcatz December 8, 2022

simpin aint pimpin

a current cardinal rule of dating. you do not treat a love interest like a significant other unless they are in fact your significant other. this keeps an individual from being emotionally invested and potentially getting hurt by someone they never actually dated.

i thought about calling him to hear about his day but you know, simpin aint pimpin

by spicybanana69 June 17, 2021

Simpbilly

\ ˈsimp bi-lē \ origin: American, middle 2021
A portmanteau of Simp and Hillbilly. A subgenre of contemporary country where the lyrics unabashedly put the female subject of the song on a pedestal, often to cringe-inducing effect.

Notable practitioners of this dark art include Thomas Rhett, Brantley Gilbert, and the high-priest Sam Hunt.

Simpbilly example from Jason Aldean's "You Make It Easy" :

"Stealin' kisses under cover, babe
See forever when I see your face
And I swear, God made you for me
You make it easy lovin' up on you
Make it easy with every little thing you do
You're my sunshine in the darkest days
My better half, my savin' grace
You make me who I wanna be"

by Pitcher in the Rye August 30, 2021