Similarictionary

A much, much, better word for thesaurus. Like what, thesaurus is so boring!! SIMILARICTIONARY!

Hey John, could you pass me the similarictionary? I need to look up another word for asshole!

by kirkirkirkirkirkirkirkirkirkir May 20, 2016

Similarity

When someone's face looks so much like his asshole that his intestines don't know which way to pump the shit.

Dude, you got a bad case of similarity!

by Monkdunker August 25, 2003

exactly similar

When two things are somewhere between exactly the same and somewhat similar.

Damn I think we paid them twice by mistake.. look these two amounts are exactly similar!

Those twins look exactly similar

by hellznrg February 25, 2011

Great minds think similarly

When you and your friends have the same idea/thought at the same time

Bob and Jeff at the same time: wow that’s cool
Bob: no way, great minds think similarly!

by Bye bye turd December 2, 2020

mobilion similarity syndrome

The frustration felt when typing a text message on a mobile phone with the predictive text feature turned on and it *always* entering the wrong word.

'My dog has gone to a good home', turns into 'My dog has good to a good good'.

'Arsenal have a game in hand', turns into 'Arsenal have a game in game'.

These are both simple examples of mobilion similarity syndrome and lead to great frustration.

by hard but not January 11, 2009

numerically similar

when numbers can not be proven the same AND can not be proven different.

*Joe is 51, Nick is 12 and Ryan is 83. - Joe, Nick and Ryan are numerically similar in age.
*Ann jogged 4 miles, Maureen biked 12 miles and Elsa swam 33.3 laps. - Lisa, Maureen and Elsa all have numerically similar distances traveled.

*Christine ate 6 pounds of dark chocolate - Joe, Nick, Ryan, Ann, Maureen, Elsa and Christine are all numerically similar in height.

by statistican funny business September 11, 2016

similarily

similar to similar

aeroplaines fly, similarily, so do helicopters

by Terry Latic June 27, 2008