A person of substandard intelligence (usually an emmit) who enters a particular chain of stores with the aim of annoying staff by upping footfall counts unnecessarily; This is usually followed by a complaint about something they wouldn't have bought even if they could afford it.
Less commonly used to describe people entering a store just to hide from what ever kind of weather happened to be prevailing at that time.
Less commonly used to describe people entering a store just to hide from what ever kind of weather happened to be prevailing at that time.
E.g. Walking into a shop that you have no interest in being in, then back out to fetch the wife, then back in again to show her a garment that you don't like so that you can have a good whine about it and/or its price.
Usually followed by a member of staff saying "bloody showerporker, that's ruined our conversion rate"
Usually followed by a member of staff saying "bloody showerporker, that's ruined our conversion rate"
by An Employee of the above chain October 2, 2010
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While showering with a hot chick and letting one rip. Kinda like a Dutch oven, but the fart is retained by the shower curtain and not a comforter.
While showering with a hot chick and letting one rip. Kinda like a Dutch oven, but the fart is retained by the shower curtain and not a comforter.
by Thunderkitten December 9, 2010
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The feeling of enjoyment that comes with someone else's having to leave a hot shower (related see schadenfreude).
When his wife turned off the shower tap with a long and plaintive sigh, he smiled inwardly with showerfreude.
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