shortly

The biggest lie Tumblr ever told.

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by angry Tumblr user December 8, 2010

Shortly

A word doctors like to use when lieing to you

The doctor will be with you shortly

by Onlytruthnothingbuttruth September 26, 2019

Oct 26th Punch your shortest friend day

The day where you can punch your shortest friend

The day finally came Lewis can punch his shortest friend Mack because it’s oct 26th punch your shortest friend day

by Pmyplease October 24, 2019

Drop a Shorty

The act of taking a large bowel movement, or the description of defecating.

Guy 1-"Why are you running to the bathroom bro?"

Guy 2-"Because I gotta Drop a shorty!"

by StillBlazin10 April 17, 2011

Shortest Books in the World

books that are really short because they don't have much, if any material.
Books written about, or not capable of being written about, oxymoronic subjects.
Titles often reveal deep-seated prejudices, or sometimes just plain silliness.

Here are prime examples of the Shortest Books in the World:
Italian War Heroes
German Humor
Polish Culture
Mexican Sanitation
Canadian Confidence
English Cuisine
Belgian Relevance
Blacks I have met while yachting
Ponzi Schemes Not by Jews
French Heroes
Swiss Menschen
Fun Politically Correct People
Practicing Responsible Sexuality for African Americans
Rational Democrats
Compassionate Republicans
Catching Jumbo Shrimp
A History of Military Intelligence

by Ozmandia August 2, 2009

Everyday Shorty

An average looking woman that you would see on a usual basis. Not a 10/10, not a 0/10, but an everyday shorty, just average.

Yo there are no hotties here, just everyday shorty’s

by Guacamole’s January 16, 2021

shorteh

Shorteh is a slight slang term for Shorty, but in more of a cool, chilled out sense.

1. "Whatup Shorteh!"
2. "Hey Shorteh, fancy knockin boots!?"

by XM4ST3RX April 29, 2005