Andrew: hey Dave, did you hear CARLOS got put away for life cuz he decided to shoxix his bitch
David: Well CARLOS is quite a silly negro, not surprising to me though...
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David: Well CARLOS is quite a silly negro, not surprising to me though...
Tyler: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaahahaa
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Get the shoring mug.The typical excuse that a male uses when he's unable to attend a male-oriented social function (e.g., poker, drinking, NFL Sunday, etc.). It refers to his girlfriend's/fiancé's/wife's stranglehold on his manhood, leaving him unable to decide for himself when it comes to anything in life.
Bob: Hey, Timmy! You playin' Texas Hold'em tonight with the guys?
Timmy: Sorry, Bob, my wife's got the ol' Shorie Chokehold on my junk. She wants me to be well rested tonight so that I'm totally focused on helping her practice her breathing at our lamaze class tomorrow.
Bob: Damn, Shorie Chokehold's a killer! Well, maybe next week, ya douchebag!
Timmy: Sorry, Bob, my wife's got the ol' Shorie Chokehold on my junk. She wants me to be well rested tonight so that I'm totally focused on helping her practice her breathing at our lamaze class tomorrow.
Bob: Damn, Shorie Chokehold's a killer! Well, maybe next week, ya douchebag!
by DCJoey November 10, 2009
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Get the Shori mug.The act of driving along the wet portion of sand at the beach to gain maximum traction. Taken from the stage Koopa Troopa Beach in Mario Kart 64, driving in either the regular sand or the ocean slows your kart but by carefully maneuvering in between the two, your kart is not slowed down.
Driver: Aww man, look at the car ahead of us. It got stuck in the sand!
Passenger: Don't worry, just go Koopa Troopa shoring. We won't sink as easily driving on the wet sand and it'll be a lot faster!
Passenger: Don't worry, just go Koopa Troopa shoring. We won't sink as easily driving on the wet sand and it'll be a lot faster!
by VaqueroSWC August 24, 2011
Get the Koopa Troopa shoring mug.1) n. Shirix (an anagram of 'irish' with an additional 'x') is the fictional Nobody character of DeviantART's NayruAsukei (created the dA club Org-Infinity along with WindnStorm, or Xelcan) inspired by the group Organization XIII from the Kingdom Hearts video game series. She controls white magic with an african blackwood wand, 17 inches, with a shamrock core. Originating from Halloween Town, she has been titled "The Charmed Witch", and number XVII in the group. She superiors alongside Xelcan.
2) v. Donning a large amount of black and white stripes in a dark and possibly witchy fashion, so as to resemble the character Shirix (see above.) or possibly one in a jail.
2) v. Donning a large amount of black and white stripes in a dark and possibly witchy fashion, so as to resemble the character Shirix (see above.) or possibly one in a jail.
1- "Did you hear that Shirix has a secret list of untaken elements for the club? I really should buddy up with her."
2- "I was designing a costume for myself until I realized I was Shirixing, and I doubt people would realize the proper reference."
2- "I was designing a costume for myself until I realized I was Shirixing, and I doubt people would realize the proper reference."
by ZombieIrish January 12, 2008
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