Shoemaker stitch

While performing intercourse the male inserts his penis into the pussy for one stroke, then into the anus for one stroke... Repeating as necessary and increasing speed to resemble a sewing machine.

I could only satisfy that bitch with the shoemaker stitch, she won't shit right for a month!

by Randym35 May 14, 2011

brook shoemaker

the name given to a person of extremely high standards

an all mighty diety

a being with supernatural skills

Wow did you see that shot. He nailed it right between the eyes. The brook shoemaker of hunting.

by Menyae Shoemaker March 30, 2009

Willie Shoemaker

(noun or intransitive verb depending on usage) The positioning of a woman while enjoying sexual intercourse with a man. The woman sits atop her man straddling him facing towards his feet. Needless to say the man is laying on his back facing now towards her backside. Through this process she rides him with equal dexterity as though she were a thoroughbred jocky, much like the well acclaimed Willie 'The Shoe' Shoemaker

Chris: Hey Eric so how was your date last night with Jennifer?

Eric: Cool, dinner was alright..bad wine, but the night improved because Jenny did the "Willie Shoemaker!"

by Trainher May 16, 2008

American Shoemaker

When the girl you are raping won't shut the fuck up.

I hate it when they put up an American Shoemaker

by Mr. Becker January 15, 2008

shoemaker's job

A poorly done job characterized by careless, half assed workmanship, and just downright incorrect use of materials. Commonly used in reference to plumbing work and frequently cited by professional plumbers evaluating work that has been done by somebody else.

Bill sure did a shoemaker's job when he put that hot water heater in.

by dertysanchezz December 28, 2011

jake shoemaker

Crazy ass kid in Colorado that gets shit thrown in his window well and he annually beats Brian Grogans ass.

Dude Jake shoemakers house got shit on by the 6th graders.

by Mitch reynolds September 11, 2020

shoemakered up

Many levels past drunk, drinking everyone elses alcohol, and talking to invisible people. You also need to blow far, far beyond the legal limit of 0.08 to achieve this level of impairment. Being a Shoemaker means being verbally loud and nonsensical, whistling loudly, and spilling liquor out of your nose.

He just fell head first into the beer fridge. He's all Shoemakered up!

by Tine1144 February 12, 2022