Schnauzer

noun: Female genitalia, aka the vulva and surrounding hair.

Sarah sat on the kitchen floor trimming her schnauzer

by Liz Baker November 30, 2004

shnizzer shnazzer shnug

shiz cool migit magnet power gang

your so shnizzer shnazzer shnug

by Tyrone JaQuavis Jhonson December 12, 2022

crazier than an inbred schnauzer

Edith Prickley, a central character on SCTV in the 1980s, referred to someone as "crazier than an inbred schnauzer." Schnauzers tend to be some really overamped dogs, and apparently inbreeding would just intensify it.

He's crazier than an inbred schnauzer.

by Ferdosork November 15, 2016

Schnauzer tail

Small penis

I took his pants off all he was working with was a little schnauzer tail.

by AlyMac February 19, 2011

white schnauzer

As one of America's most popular dog breeds, many owners become attached to their schnauzer dogs, and express their affection by putting their penis inside the animal's long, penis-shaped mouth. Due to the schnauzer's unique over-sized nasal cavity, however, when the owner ejaculates into the dog's mouth, much of the cum enters the nose via the throat and begins dripping out through the schnauzer's nostrils, creating an enjoyable experience for dog and man alike.

Hey Paul, I don't want your cum on my rug, please cum inside the schnauzer instead"... "Joke is on you Jan, I did as you asked, but now we have a white schnauzer, and he is spraying semen on your floor with every sneeze

by M. Poznacks March 19, 2011

Schnauzer

A man from other galaxy.

I was kidnapped by a Schnauzer!

by Carlos A. Olaya March 25, 2003

schnauzer fart

When one is high, burps, and releases smoke.

Buuuurp, dude did you see that schnauzer fart!

by Kyle Hollinger May 28, 2008