shmeglarp

When you get a Icelandic flag pole shoved up your ass

Dan - “did you hear what happened to Chris’s bloody ass”
Tim - “naw what happened”
Dan - “he shmeglarped by his mom”

by Shmeglarped August 28, 2021

shmeglarped

When you get a Icelandic flag pole shoved up your ass

Dan - “did you hear what happened to Chris’s bloody ass”
Tim - “naw what happened”
Dan - “he shmeglarped by his mom”

by Shmeglarped August 28, 2021

shmegulon

A man child the shape of a walnut who drinks his pain away and has such a massive horsecock, that when he has sex his penis splits in half like a watermelon and impregnates men and women alike. This hunk of a man tends to be in the military. He is also known as a man with many attributes for men and women to both like

God damn shmegulon, your wild!

by Toiletlicker August 1, 2022

Schmegular

adj: normal, regular, run of the mill

"im not a celebrity, im just a schmegular guy"

"im not a celebrity, im just a schmegular guy"

by anonymous July 1, 2023