Blood on my knife or shit on my dick

A turm used In prison meaning manythings one is Either let me rape you or I will stabe you the other is I will do what ever I have to servive

Blood on my knife or shit on my dick punk!

by NLR718 June 11, 2006

Shit on my dick

To express disgust or frustration to someone/something.

Stacy: Someone poked a hole in the condom!

Chris: Well shit on my dick!

by Quadzy December 14, 2014

shit on my dick and call me charlie

an exlamitory phrase used to convey disbelief.

mom: were going to disney world!!1!!
kid: well shit on my dick and call me charlie

by shit out my ass February 14, 2008

Shit on my Tip

Upon removing one's circumcised penis from a female anus, one may discover fecal matter stuck to their glans penis. Can be used as an exclamation, prepositional phase or literally.

As an exclamation:
*Mike just got in a car accident*
Mike, "Shit on my tip!"

As a prepositional phrase:
Jason, "Shit on my tip, that bitch gave me herpes from a blow job."
Kyle, "That sucks, herpes is for life, I know from personal experience."

As a literal representation:
Jason, "Dude I had this girl, doggy style, bent over the toilet, fucking her in the poop cutter."
Erik, "Did you get any shit on your tip?"

by poopy pants nightmare May 5, 2010

shit on my dick

term used when something bad has just happened to you

"Shit on my dick! I just got dumped!"

by i pun all nubbies June 27, 2007

shit on my ass

problem with someone or something that needs to be taken care of or gotten rid of, better if done earlier than later before it spreads everywhere

Wife: I just spent $300 on knick knacks!
Husband: (mutters to himself) fucking bitch is shit on my ass

by R Morris August 31, 2006

Shit On My Nips

The act of plopping a sloppy/wet shit on the nipple and/or breast. This was originally created by the Germans, as an act of punishment. It is now known as an erotic way to pleasure the body.

Man #1:“Man, I could go for a solid shit on my nips right about now.”

Man #2:”I’m not feeling that at the moment, but I could definitely plop a nug”

For more examples, RE: Two Girls One Cup

by Ploppin Hard July 31, 2009