Two or more monkeys fighting with rolled balls of their own shit often resulting in a filthy shit fest.
Hey Mike, you wanna go out and watch the Laker game later? Hell No, I'd rather watch a monkey shit fight.
by teakyden December 20, 2007
Get the Monkey Shit Fight mug.A derogatory name for people of African descent. Derived from the origins of jemken and the myth of man on monkey sex as the origin of AIDS.
by JustWrong July 2, 2012
Get the shit sucking monkey raper mug.Guy 1: *going insane because he got killed in a game*
Guy 2: Dude, what the fuck?
Guy 3: Man is flipping monkey shit
Guy 2: Dude, what the fuck?
Guy 3: Man is flipping monkey shit
by bruhmonke69 August 20, 2020
Get the flipping monkey shit mug.Making a big deal out of something so meaningless. Usually done in order to save a few dollars and/or headaches, but disregarding the big picture.
Jon: "My customer wants this specific package installed on the vehicle he's buying."
Larry(company owner): Well we can just put on the aftermarket package instead. It's basically the same and it will cost us less."
Jon: "But I already told him we'd get the original factory parts installed. Those are what he looked at, and what we already quoted."
Larry: "I don't care, business is slow and this is what we'll do for your customer!"
Jon: "Quit picking nuts out of monkey shit you douchebag! I quit!"
Larry(company owner): Well we can just put on the aftermarket package instead. It's basically the same and it will cost us less."
Jon: "But I already told him we'd get the original factory parts installed. Those are what he looked at, and what we already quoted."
Larry: "I don't care, business is slow and this is what we'll do for your customer!"
Jon: "Quit picking nuts out of monkey shit you douchebag! I quit!"
by JHop March 12, 2008
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Get the Weird Monkey Shit mug.When you are on a long car ride, there are no gas stations near by, and the guy behind you is tailgating you. You shit in your hand and fling it as hard as you can at their windshield.
Friend 1: Hey look that asshole is tailgating you.
Me: hold on give a sec
**takes dump in hand and throws shit at car**
Friend 2: whoa man you just took an interstate monkey shit
Friend 1: The splatter on that one was insane! He will be cleaning and smelling that for days.
Me: I practiced while I took sink canoes
Me: hold on give a sec
**takes dump in hand and throws shit at car**
Friend 2: whoa man you just took an interstate monkey shit
Friend 1: The splatter on that one was insane! He will be cleaning and smelling that for days.
Me: I practiced while I took sink canoes
by AU69 June 18, 2023
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