shitpantsable

A monumental fuck up or catastrophe that hits you in the bowels.

When the dam broke, it was one of the most shitpantsable moments of a lifetime.

by Gwordsmith July 12, 2020

Shitpants Mong

A derogatory way To describe someone who has learning difficulties and/or shits their pants in a mud patch

John: Have you seen that Shitpants Mong stood by the fence?

Blake: yeah let’s steal his patch

by Cambar69 December 2, 2020

Shipants

Shortened term for shitting my pants.

I always shipants after taco bell.

by BorgerWoter July 7, 2021

Shitpantsing

When you are relaxing or playing a relaxing game and all of the sudden you get jumscared and you shit yo pants

Gio was shitpantsing because of his brother jake

by Glitchtrapdefinitionz March 12, 2022

shitpantanese

the language a fart uses or audible sound from your anus.

my girlfriend is bilingual, every time she farts she speaks shitpantanese

by shitpantanese January 18, 2026

Senorita Shitpants

Fictional Hispanic character who has shitty undergarments. Mentioned/referenced in times of annoyance

Mate you've dropped all the eggs!

Oh, Senorita Shitpants!

by donkawunt November 22, 2011