Sheenis envy

When you are envious of the magnificent quotes that Charlie Sheen come up with.

"Nice Guys Finish last, great guys finish on her face" I wish I thought of that, I have Sheenis envy.

by thedoctor13 April 5, 2011

sheenis

A penis with cocaine sprinkled on it ala Charlie Sheen.

Charlie Sheen discovered the joys of the sheenis by accidentally spilling his vial of cocaine on his crotch while forcing a prostitute to go down on him.

by Tenacious Faulker September 20, 2011

Sheenis Envy

Hating on the legendary Charlie Sheen, Being envious or jealous of someones Rock star lifestyle .

Friend: "Charlie Sheen has gone to far"
Me: "Sounds like you have Sheenis Envy"

Friend: "Dude your G/F was sure pissed at you for coming out to the club tonight"
Me: "She's got Sheenis Envy"

by Kededu April 4, 2011

Charlie Sheenis

When a girl does a line of cocaine off your cock.

Amy loves a Charlie Sheenis.

by blackoutpoet October 9, 2012

sheentistically

sheentistically--(From charlie sheen and statistics) The increasing probability that a person is going to lose their job due to risky, stupid, crazy behavior.

Guy to friend: Dude, two hour lunches in a bar, coming in late in the morning, smoking a joint in the company parking lot and all this other shit is going to get you fired, for real. Man, sheentistically speaking, you're no more than a month away from losing your show.

by Tseten the Mad March 23, 2011

Sheenis

A dick with cocaine on it. From the roast of charlie sheen.

Yo dude, pass the sheenis, I'mma blow another line!

by stonedasstits September 20, 2011

Charlie Sheenis

V. The act of snorting coke off of an erect penis.

"Dude, did you see that girl at the party last night? She pulled a Charlie Sheenis on Jeff!"

by AmazingGeorge October 9, 2012