atomic shakeweight

Giving such an agressive handjob that you snap their dick off like a celery stalk.

Brenda: Dude, Timmy is in the ER. I gave him a serious atomic shakeweight.

by superbadchicksgivingmemclovin June 28, 2010

Shakeweighted

When a girl gives you a really hard, fast-paced handjob, as if your dick was a shakeweight.

Could result in severe discomfort, chaffing, and difficulty shaking your dick after pissing.

Dude my dick hurts so bad after my girlfriend gave me a hj yesterday. I can't even feel my dick.

Sounds like you got shakeweighted.

by Kfed27 January 21, 2011

shakeweight zombie

A man that does shake weight classes with his grams and thinks he is buff

Yo john that Justin is such a shakeweight zombie

by gedo October 3, 2013

Shakeweight

Not to be confused with the vibrator, I mean dildo, I mean workout assistant, shakeweight refers to the excess ground marijuana that's left in the grinder because it won't fit into the fatty when rolling a joint. In an ideal joint rolling sesh, there would be no shakeweight because the roller of the j knows what he's doing. Shakeweight only accumulates when a gross overestimation was made, resulting in excess ground weed left in the grinder that can't fit into the joint.

bogart: i have so much extra weed that i can't fit into this joint. I don't know what to do...should I just keep the extra weed in my grinder?
bro: only retards carry along shakeweight
bogart: I'm so new to marijuana, I just don't know how much I can pack into a j
bro: bogart, when will you learn?
bogart: i need some poon

by cohencock November 23, 2011