urinal etiquette

unwritten rules when in a public restroom
1. leave a "buffer zone" in between you and someone else whenever possible.
2. No talking to another dude while urinating and always look STRAIGHT ahead.
(there is NO reason to look anywhere else)
3. if there is a waiting line do not go past the end of the stalls to avoid overcrowding the dude in front of you.
4. Try not to make direct eye contact with other people unless it is nessacary. no one wants to talk to you in there.
5. it is OK to fart
6. It is alright to laugh when you can "hear" someone in the stall. It is also alright to comment when the air isn't fit to breathe in there.

WOw, some dude just took the dump of his life in there, must have had TACO BELL.
he didnt use urinal etiquette

by HARBOR MASTER March 20, 2009

wetiquette

Rules for surfing, waveriding and watersports. Whether you ride a surfboard, body board, surf ski, kayak, bodysurf, wetiquette is about what is expected of you in the line up.

Pissing in the water at the pool or the beach is bad wetiquette

by ToddP January 18, 2008

Banana Etiquette

If you get a banana, you have to ask every person who's in your vicinty if they would like a banana.

James Clement has bad banana etiquette because in his world, if his ass is hungry, he'll go get a banana. He will get four going to a challenge and three coming back without asking or sharing.

by James's Abs February 28, 2019

Etiquette

n. (Rules governing) Socially acceptable behavior.

Something today's society seems to be lacking in, due to the creation of social classing.

Etiquette would be helping an elderly lady across the road, not twatting her one in the middle of the road and stealing her purse.

by Dave(thepunkyone) January 10, 2006

Crotch Etiquette

Or 'Sack manners', is the unwritten code of ethics used when approaching the groin region. Crotch etiquette is usually breached by those who don't understand the sharp pain inflicted if that particular area is hit.

Example 1;
Damien: I saw Libby sack tap Kieron, that bitch needs to learn some Crotch Etiquette, FAST.
David: I hear that! *high fives*

Example 2;
Damien: That whore Libby was so close to steppin' on my balls the other day.
David: Teach the hoebag some Sack Manners, dawg!

by Zuban! March 10, 2009

Bro Etiquette

After having gotten laid, a bro calls his best bro ASAP in order to tell him the good news; a bro does not blow off another bro to be with his girl

"Bros Before Hos"

Between Bros 'Bro Etiquette' is the golden rule!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009

knocking etiquette

The act of knocking on someones door before you enter their home. When no doorbell is present it is common courtesy to knock on someones door first, then allow them and greet you before you enter their home. Barging into a persons home is considered rude and disrespectful.

With the exception of douche bags, most people always practice proper knocking etiquette.

by BaconMastert November 21, 2016