A gay, lesbian, bisexual, perverted, retarded, weird, autistic boy/constipated elephant all mixed into one package that will certainly make you cringe so hard you’ll want to hurl yourself off a bridge and be impaled by a gay pride flag pole. Matt Serrano is so ugly you’ll throw up so much that it will reach china. Matt is in love with every thing that either notices his existence or looks at him for a millisecond. Matt likes to collect toenails from random sewer rats and uses them to pop his enormous pepperoni pimples.
by Randy DiSmellio January 16, 2020
Get the Matt Serranomug. by pogpooptarts November 12, 2020
Get the thomas acosta serranomug. Hey you have the hot pepper Serrano
Yeah I smashed it with a 10 pound hammer because it’s junk
Alcatel 1b better
Yeah I smashed it with a 10 pound hammer because it’s junk
Alcatel 1b better
by Amogus😳 August 25, 2022
Get the Hot pepper Serranomug. 3 medical conditions, each condition on its own can cause cardiac event like Heart Attack or Acute Myocardial Infaction; 1. Diabetes Meliitus 2. Hypertension 3. Hyperlipidemia and so having the 3 medical conditions can increase the incident of having a cardiac event.
John came to visit his doctor and give him 3 diagnosis: 1. Diabetes Mellitus 2. Hypertension 3. Hyperlipidemia high cholestero and high Triglycerides John has the 3 components of Serrano's Cardiac Triad.
by HorsPowr September 21, 2018
Get the Serrano's Cardiac Triadmug. A girl that is very beautiful and cute with a very bubbly and expressive personality. Always positive and optimistic. But definitely a definition of an Aquarius so get on her good side. Cares so much for her friends and loved ones and can always rely on her. If you’re her boyfriend or her husband you should be very thankful and love her to the best if your ability.
by Korean Restaurant November 22, 2021
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