Serj Tankian

Kick ass musician/singer for System Of A Down.

When he smiles, it makes my heart melt. ^_^

"Serj Tankian Is God"

by Emicat January 1, 2006

Serj Dance

The best fuckin dance in the entire planet, because it was invented by Grandmaster Serj Tankian.

"Bow down before the King while he does his Serj Dance, and if you don't bow i'll light your mommy's saggy tits on fire, and make you put out the flames with your tongue you bitch," said Daron Malakian. Everyone learn the Serj Dance.

by fucky fuck fuck fucky fuck August 14, 2003

Serj Dance

The dance that Serj Tankian does, because he's cool!
And at the end of the dance . . . . um it's . . .well . . . the end.

Serj rules, and so does the rest of SOAD!

by SOAD rules August 30, 2003

Serj Dance

Serj Tankian's swing hip dance he does at the end of the System of a Down video, "SUGAR!"

uh, Serj's dance makes me cream my pants!!
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by Urine May 12, 2003

serj sarsfield

loosest cunt, absolute nang feen, can't spend a weekend without the lads

"chuck us a nang g" - serj sarsfield

by uhhh hey July 31, 2020

El Serj

A badass Sith you can't take your eyes off. You'll find yourself thinking dirty thoughts about him all day. His impressive knowledge of video games and movies will have you going crazy. El Serj's have amazing style and taste. There laugh will take your breath away. You will be drawn to his magnum buldge. People tend to beg to gargle El Serj's balls. An El Serj will change your life FOREVER!

Anything badass, impressive, desirable, sexy, fun, exciting, and amazing. I would swallow El Serj's dick!

by LeahRenea May 7, 2010

Serjstache

Fashioned out from the lead vocalist of S.O.A.D. or 'System Of A Down'. Best band ever, imo.

Used to describe someone with facial hair that exceeds all known descriptions. Usually put on someone with an UNGODLY amount of facial hair, either that or he has some crazy, wicked, yet awesome style to put it in.

Serj Tankian, be the owner of the serjstache, naturally.

Duuude. I saw Malik in Tajihjkistan. He's got a frikkin' Serjstache.
....
He's not gunna get to the airport, is he.
Naw~ I dun' think he is. D:

by JackyNgauff July 14, 2010