You do a girl doggie style, and while u're having sex you stick your thumb up your ass. After you get a good amount of poo on your thumb, you pull on the girl's hair til her head is close enough for you to smear poo all over her lips!
Shorten version = A.S.Y (pronounced Ass-Ee)
Shorten version = A.S.Y (pronounced Ass-Ee)
by Big "Fuck The Other Big Bosses" Boss November 10, 2008
Get the Secret Agent Sanchezmug. by fish stick 123456 April 30, 2007
Get the secret agent squirrelmug. When you are doing a girl doogy style and you spit on her back. When she turns around to yell at you, you then spug in her ear. She will inturn turn her head and hold her ear. thus looking like a secret service agent.
by Anonymous October 17, 2003
Get the secret service agentmug. A person who frequents public toilets in a covert fashion in the hope of capturing a lingering aroma .
Where is Adam ?
He's gone to the park, probably hanging round the toilets.
Oh, on a secret bell agent mission ?
Yep
That guy never clocks off !!
He's gone to the park, probably hanging round the toilets.
Oh, on a secret bell agent mission ?
Yep
That guy never clocks off !!
by St urungus polyp July 13, 2019
Get the Secret bell agentmug. Donald Trump: im so f ing tired of these damn Secret Service Agents always policing me and telling me what and what not to do.
by CrazyB0Z0 June 5, 2019
Get the Secret Service Agentmug. When you go for a poo and the weight and velocity causes it to a round the bend and escape the bowl. On top of that a true secret agent is when this happens that when you wipe your ass there is no poo on the tissue, it’s litterally so clean you could blow your nose on it. This is a true secret agent poo.
Wow it’s amaizing I never thought I would have a secret agent poo after that large mixed grill at spoons
by Unruly Captain July 28, 2022
Get the Secret agent poomug. by SecretAgentDashingDerpyBunny August 20, 2020
Get the Secret Agent DashingDerpyBunnymug.