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1. The act of sleazily coming on to a member of the opposite sex, often utilising alcohol, ridiculously colourful clothing and eye-watering lines of Austin Powers style calibre, usually delivered in an drawling accent straight-outta Surrey. A Schweffe can be of either sex.
Chap 1: Mate, did you see Georgie schweffing up Charles and the hunt ball last night? He could barely stand straight.
Chap 2: Ya, I tried to get close to ask if he was alright but she kicked me straight in the cock and told me to fuck off.
Chap 2: Ya, I tried to get close to ask if he was alright but she kicked me straight in the cock and told me to fuck off.
by Ballchops October 25, 2012
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DS: the sky is blue because of the reflection off the ocean
ZR: do you know that for a fact or did you Schaef that.
ZR: do you know that for a fact or did you Schaef that.
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Marco: "I didn't know...."
Tito: "SCHMEFF."
Marco: "I didn't know...."
Tito: "SCHMEFF."
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