karl schmitt

Once upon a time, there were two embryos and one had the DNA of an intelligent person and the other had incredibly stupid genes. The second one grew legs and that is how Karl Schmitt was formed.

Karl Schmitt cannot talk to you if you are female.

by RetardJesus February 20, 2015

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schmittle

A person with a high-pitched or annoying voice.

You sound like a schmittle right now.

by stumm227 May 8, 2010

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Schmitt's Law

A physical property of cables to tangle if left unattended.

According to schmitt's law, if you leave two or more cables unattended for a period of time, they will become tangled by the time you return.

by Sir Isaac Schmitt June 22, 2011

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Schmitting

To Masturbate heavily for hours.

Adverse side effects may include loss of functional grip strength.

After Schmitting for hours my phone died and I had to switch to my laptop

by Howling Mad Murdock June 15, 2019

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Schmitzed

The act of being untruthful in regards to ability while competing in a competition. Sandbagging to a large extent which may cost you friends and or associations with a group.

We got schmitzed in our match today. There is no way that guy plays to a 18 handicap when he shoots 83 and makes sand shots like that.

by ###LL$*EI December 3, 2019

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