schlugglebummer

a schlugglebummer is a girl who resides in ohio who's mum masterbates.

i know that girl, she's a real schlugglebummer.

by danielsprog November 4, 2008

Schmiggly Schmaffin

An act of random annoyance. This is not to be confused with the act of trolling. Schmiggly Schmaffing is annoyance that invokes rage among their victims. After completing the act, one yells "Schmiggly Schmaffin!" to increase the annoyance of the victim

Justin opens his book to page 103.

Zack says "Hey Justin! Look over there!"

Justin looks.

As Justin is looking, Zack throws his book on the ground and yells "Schmiggly Schmaffin!"

Justin says "Damn it!"

by Thesperson November 2, 2011

schwiggles

another word for schwag (low grade reefer)

Hey can you call Tim for some Schwiggles?

by Chris Mike Ray JB August 21, 2006

schmaggered

To be really drunk

I want to go out and get schmaggered

Nicole is always schmaggered

by Monty Kaye May 19, 2004

schmaglette

The wine cage on champagne bottles

Don't let the schmaglette pop off!

by MarisaMorgan October 30, 2007

Schmergle

To take multiple ideas and smoosh them into one coherent word or statement

After brainstorming gave us a long list of goals, we schmergled the words into a cohesive mission statement.

by NSFWMel August 31, 2022

schmeegle

The ability to schmeegle, an artform in pulling the opposite sex, many people try and fail, a schmeegle master can have great success in courtship.(warning schmeegling must not be attempted by beginners), ranking is as follows, (1)schmeegle grand master
(2)schmeegle master
(3)schmeeglite
(4) young paddowan

I schmeegled this girl today, she took me home and schmeegled me.
Have you been out on the schmeegle tonight?
I schmeegled her all night........!

by schmeegle August 26, 2006