he schallert the authorities!
by sure am February 26, 2010
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He schallerized this harbor deepening update so much that the entire audience felt word-boarded; they were all driven to urgent thirst, hunger, and the relentless need to urinate!
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To "do the Schalker," also known as the "Gelsenkirchen Goodbye" (GG), is a specific act of street violence, commonly attributed to FC Schalke 04 Hooligans, which involves brutally kicking a person after they are already on the ground and defenseless. The act itself has no direct connection to the sport of football, but is rather a form of assault often triggered by something as innocuous as the victim taking a photograph.
I thought it was a parade and wanted to take pictures, but they were Schalke Hools who shoved me to the ground and were about to do the Schalker.
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Get the shalkert mug.A Schilke is someone who's extremely sassy and careless but also very clever, kind (to those who deserve it) and fair. A Schilke doesn't give a shit about your stupid opinions since theirs are a lot better. A Schilke goes her/his own way because a Schilke-way is always the best way. You'll never have a boring day with a Schilke in your life. They're totally crazy and will give you abs as they make you laugh until your stomach hurts. If you're a person who loves to do crazy dances in the kitchen in the middle of the night, who wouldn't mind eating a burger for breakfast, who doesn't care about them bitchy looks you get from dull people (since you can do them better) and who always care about people, you should, if you haven't already, get yourself a Schilke since they would be the perfect match for you.
Person 1: omg did you meet that new girl? She makes the rest of us look so basic and boring.
Person 2: yeah, totally a Schilke. I wish I could be like her.
Person 2: yeah, totally a Schilke. I wish I could be like her.
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