spendature

Spending shit that ain’t yours

Spendature reports are on your desk.

by Soyeldios February 8, 2023

Stapendable

A person who is both or neither stable and dependable.

I have to leave my dog with someone because I have to travel for work, Donna offered to dog sit but she's not stapendable so I have to find another option.

by Frank Id April 23, 2023

spenda

Someone that does t really spend money

Monica: I want a sugar daddy
Thomas: Here’s a dollar.

Someone else: That’s Splenda, Spenda

by AdultGear May 31, 2023

Spendalottitist

A disease where you can't help but spend money (even if you don't have)

Me: "I just got paid, time to spend"
Doctor: "Oh, so you got spendalottitist"

by Smarty_Pants69 April 1, 2024