Sacramento Turtleneck

The act of using honey as lubricant on the asshole of a woman with great deal of rectal hair and then having anal sex with her.

I found out I was allergic to honey when I got a rash on my dick after my girlfriend gave me a Sacramento Turtleneck.

by CaptainAwesome777 March 25, 2009

Sacramento Breakup

An eternal on an and off again relationship. When a couple breaks-up and gets back together repeatedly, sometimes for many years.

Lacie: "So he broke with me, calls me two days later, we hang out and go to a show the next day, and tomorrow we're going to the movies"
Jenn: "Sounds like a breakup"
Lacie: "Sounds like a Sacramento Breakup."

by CityOfBabes916 October 20, 2009

sacramento

1.The capital city of California.
2. One of the fastest growing cities in the US. Population to grow 4 million by the year 2020.
3. Home of the Kings of the NBA.

Sactown hater: Sacramento sucks. it's a cowtown.
Me: You're a fucking moron. You have never been to Sac and know nothing about it so shut the fuck up.

by YouWillNeverKnowMe December 28, 2005

sacramento

Sacramento is a really nice place to live. I just moved here couple of years ago from Philly and love this place. People who think this is a small city, they're dead wrong. From Elk Grove to Auburn, Greater Sacramento area will amaze you. Greater Sacramento (Sacramento County, Placer County, Yolo County, El dorado county) is fuckin huge!!! The suburbs, Roseville, Granite Bay, Rocklin etc, are a great place to raise your kids with nice schools. People here really love the Kings, and you wont know what i mean untill you actually go to a game. The weather is nice all year long. There's plenty to for entertainment: Clubs, bars... the whole nine yards. In another 20 years, this metro will be the envy of A LOT of other cities. Ignore all these other idiots here just hating.

Sacramento is fuckin awesome.

by sactofacto May 30, 2006

Sacramento Stewardess

Any young woman from Sacramento, CA in the age range of 18 to 20 (aka fucktart) who has sexual relations with men in their 30's and 40's. Sacramento seems to be the home of thousands of such young women. They are old enough to take it in their holes, but not yet old enough to drink alcohol.

I take night classes at Sac City College just for the Sacramento Stewardesses.

I fucked a Sacramento Stewardess up the shitpipe last night. She was old enough to drink my cum, but too young to drink my rum.

by HorseHungKris October 16, 2007

sacrament

Origin: Québec, Canada.
Swearword in Québec.
Multiple uses for this word.

"Ma t'arracher la tête mon sacrament".
"T'es un sacrament d'innocent".
"Touche-moé pas j't'en sacrament".
"SACRAMENT!!!".

by StéphaNapkiN July 24, 2003

santamental

to hate Christmas so much that the thought of Santa makes you mental

its Halloween i walk in to the store to buy a Halloween outfit and all i hear is Christmas they call 911 cause i went santamental!!!!!

by ridearhehonda January 16, 2011