Landshark

a shark that's on land.

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this is a Landshark.

by jenna_marbles February 2, 2013

Sandshrew

A Fantastic Pokemon thats great at the beginning of the game and sucks later on. Also a nickname given to guys named Andrew because he is lucky enough to have coolass friends

sandshrew

by Andrewjustkeepondancing January 8, 2014

landshark

a policing nickname for a police dog, usually of a German Shepherd or a Belgian Malinois type due to their large teeth and tendency to bit people.

Release the landsharks!

by 8510pm November 1, 2018

Landshark

A shark thats swims in the gorund and chases you into the water, where there are normal sharks. So basically if you see a landshark you are 100% fucked in the anus.

Kate-"Run Betty! There's a landshark and it's going to chase us into the water!"
Betty-"Kate, there are sharks in the water and they look mad!"
Kate-"Looks like were 100% fucked in the anus!"

by L33isB345T November 8, 2009

landshark

The state of being way to epic, brutal, legit, or un-pwnable. Typically a 'baby eater' or one who 'eats babies'

I am a landshark, and do you know what landsharks do? eat babies

by landsharkcobra August 19, 2009

sand shark

after busting during intercourse, rubbing your penis in sand and pushing it back into the girls pussy

i just sandsharked my teacher on the beach

by Jack----- May 13, 2005

Landshark

Po Po, The Fuzz, Jakes, 5-0, PIGS, COPS

Yo put dat crack down son, I just saw a Landshark creep by.

by FITZRIGHT January 9, 2010